Venom Sinister Smile Men's T-Shirt

Made from 98% destructive alien symbiote and 2% undigested Spider-Man. Is our  Venom Sinister Smile Men's T-Shirt really a t-shirt, or is it actually Venom assimilating the form of a t-shirt?? Is it made from 100% cotton, or is it made from a psychically co-dependent symbiote and perhaps the remaining guts of a partially digested, spider-themed super-person? Anyway, this Venom t-shirt for men features a sizable and TERRIFYING image of Venom's menacing, salivating, and smiling mug. Why is he drooling, chuckling, and smiling? Because he feeds while you sleep. On what? Hmmm. When was the last time you saw your cat?